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#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

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lrvin:

lindsaychrist:

In his defense, he’s supposed to be an accent.

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dr3amingofdisn3y:

dreaming-of-disneyy:

That’s skill

This is one of my favorite Disney facts.

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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

talkingwithwolves:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

Mind = Blown

sorry-to-jet:

thegestianpoet:

he wants the Z

He wants the Z.

my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU JUST PICKED A RANDOM NUMBER FOR THE PERCENT BUT THEN I LOOKED AGAIN

24601% DONE

24601

yiffanyy:

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

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nuggits:

Face swap detected my chest was a face omg

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